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I just found a potato in my file cabinet. Thaddeus. 

Anatomy

The older girls were having a conversation about crossing your fingers for luck and it took a silly turn. They started talking about crossing other things; "cross your toes", "cross your eyes", "cross your ears!", "cross your head!"
I chimed in with, "don't forget to cross your liver!", and then KK offered, "don't forget to cross your bagina!"
Laugh riot!

What's in a a name

KK: Thaddy's name is Thaddy cuz he's little.
Me: Oh? What will his name be when he gets big?
KK: KK.
Me: Then what will your name be?
KK: When I get little my name will be Thaddy.
Me: What about when you get bigger?
KK: Then my name will be Fifi.